There can be only one!

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: December 13, 2001

by TomCerveaux
12-13-01
...Okay, so the Lich is casting "Flaming Wrath of Gilbraxnar" on your paladin. I think Sir Spastic El Sidney is done for, dude.
Ha! Sir Spastic El Sidney has the legendary armour of Asbestor (+3 heat resistance)!
Hmmmm. Let me consult the rulebook about that... I'm afraid that your armor only affords protection against sub nuclear heate, and "Flaming Wrath of Gilbraxnar" is a level nine fusion spell.
Hmmm...my character is a dwarf, so he has a preternatural resistance to heat, I think.
True, but even dwarves can't withstand a heat equivalent to, and I quote, "...the blistering fury of a thousand suns." I'm pretty sure it over, man. Let it go.
I get a save throw versus extreme heat though, right? I can't believe this. I spent three days making this guy. I hate you.