So this one time, Cthulhu calls me up...

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: December 13, 2001

by TomCerveaux
12-13-01
Having driven all of his friends away with his ceaseless discourse on Lord of the Rings, Cthulhu seeks a new companion.
Nobody wants to hear about Tolkien! This is ridiculous! There has to be somebody who loves Middle Earth as much as I do...
Wait, isn't Cerveaux way into Middle Earth? I think he knows Elvish or something.
What's up, Old One?
I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir of Isildur!
I bear the sword Anduril, the Broken Blade, forged anew as Foretold in legend and ancient song!