Who is the TRUE scourge of mankind?

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: December 13, 2001

by TomCerveaux
12-13-01
Cthulhu's friends gather in concern for the Old One.
Dude, I'm worried about Cthulhu.
No shit, man. Ever since he started hanging out with Cerveaux, he's been hittin' the Robitussin pretty hard.
Yeah, and Cerveaux keeps encouraging him to read the Lord of the Rings, over and over!
For real. I think Cerveaux is a bad influence on Cthulhu.
Are you serious? Cthulhu won't hang out with you anymore?
Yeah, man, he says his friends think I'm a "negative role model" or something. Is the Rite-Aid still open...?