True story. This actually happened to me.

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: December 13, 2001

by TomCerveaux
12-13-01
So don't tell anyone that I hung out with you this weekend, okay Cerveaux?
Sure thing man, no sweat. What did you want to do this weekend?
I don't know. You wanna go to Rite-Aid and get some Robitussin for me? They won't let me in there, since I devoured their pharmacist's soul.
Robo again? I was hoping that you would show me how to eat the living essence of other humans tonight.
Do you think we might be able to arrange a little, you know, quid pro quo?
Your on!