True Story. I almost lost him.

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: December 13, 2001

by TomCerveaux
12-13-01
I am sort of curious, Cerveaux, is that green fellow with all the tentacles around his mouth Cthulhu, by any chance?
I promised not to say.
Dude, don't be ridiculous. If you don't think I know Cthulhu when I see him, you are a total jackass.
But I said I wouldn't tell. Besides, Crow, what do you care?
Your not jealous, are you?
Just promise me you haven't slept with him, and we can still go out.