I Choose YOU, Cthulhu!

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: December 13, 2001

by TomCerveaux
12-13-01
After Fistandantalus casts "Word of Death" on you, you have one turn to live. ...Okay, so what does your character do?
Hmmm...how many spells can I cast this turn?
...Um, you're a level nine spell caster, right? Do you have any enchanted items that give you bonus modifiers or target number modifiers?
Well, last week Cthulhu gave me his phone number, and said if my character was in trouble to ring him up.
*Incidentally, Cthulhu has 9875 hit points, while the Dungeon Master has about 3.
DOESN'T HE GET A SAVE THROW?
*gulp* Sure thing, sir. And I bet he'll make it too.