True Story. It was rough.

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: December 13, 2001

by TomCerveaux
12-13-01
Dude I don't think I can be your friend any more, 'till you quit hangin' out with Cthulhu.
Oh, Pip, didn't I tell you? Me and Cthulhu broke up.
Oh, good Cthulhu kind of gave me the creeps.
Really?
Is it the tentacle ringed maw, the insatiable appetite for human life, or the huge leathery wings that turn you off?
None of those really, he just always left my toilet seat up.