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| Ummmm...Jesus? I was wondering if it was inhumane of me to use this chain link saddle on my horse? | |
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| No, my son, for a horse is just a soulless beast, with no capacity for pain! Be not alarmed! | |
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| Hey, Mr. Jesus? I want to use my Charmanderâ„¢'s "Flaming Tail" attack, but I am nagged by a feeling that his "Spit Plasma" attack would be a better strategic decision. What should I do? | |
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| My son, The Charmanderâ„¢ "Flaming Tale" attack is the wise man's maneuvre. But beware! For if this leaves you prone to the "Slumberdust" counter attack of the Snorlaxxâ„¢, great will be your sorr | |
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| Yo, Jesus, Can you tell me if these Extacy pills I got last night are good? I mean, are they all speedy, or are they pretty pure? | |
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| *grunt*I have purged the demon "Methamphetamine" from your Pill! Your pill has been purified. | |
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