True Stories of Pedaphilia

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: December 22, 2001

by TomCerveaux
12-22-01
Hey, Cerveaux! Guess what I just learned! Herpes and Cold Sores are both caused by the same virus!
That explains a few things...
While dodging Crow's question, Cerveaux calls the nurse at the local Middle school.
Like what?
Hi, Nurse Schwarze?
Nevermind why! All I can tell you is to stock up on your Blistex, because in a few weeks, lip balm will be in high demand among seventh grade girls soon.
I can't believe you.