True Story. Overheard in Hell one day...

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: December 28, 2001

by TomCerveaux
12-28-01
Okay, so who would you rather spend a romantic evening alone with? Liv Tyler as Arwen in the new Lord of the Rings movie, or Carrie Fisher as Lea in Star Wars?
Hmmm....Thats a close one.
I know, dude, its a tough choice. I think I would go with Liv Tyler.
Hmmmm.....
I guess it doesn't really matter to me. I'll have all the time I want with both of them as soon as they die.
You lucky bastard!