True Stories of Jesus getting fucked in the ass.

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: February 1, 2002

by TomCerveaux
2-01-02
So. In light of your, er...Situation, we have decided to waive the Body Piercing requirement.
Sweet. I really needed this job.
And now we come to the final portion of the interview.
Hit me.
The Physical Aptitude test!
FATHER!! WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!!!!