True story: The day of the Tentacle!

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: February 7, 2002

by TomCerveaux
2-07-02
Yo Satan, what's up? Don't you think it's about time we let Cthulhu hang out with us again?
I don't know...
He hasn't hung out with Cerveaux in months, and he's cut back his Robitussin intake to less than a bottle a day.
That's true. But why are you so keen on getting Cthulhu back with us all of a sudden? He gave you head didn't he!
How'd you know!? Whatever. How could I say no, what with all those tentacles.
Yeah, I guess I have always wondered about that...