True Lies.

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: February 10, 2002

by TomCerveaux
2-10-02
The Lies Begin.
Yeah, so, It's actually a super-advanced boron-cooled microchip, that allows my yo-yo to do all these tricks...
Wow, that's amazing!
And Ensue.
..this is the 300 Dollar flagship model. I had to get a new one after I blew the processor on my last one, while I was trying to overclock it.
Totally, man I read about that shit. Yeah, that's hella tight, dawg!
The truth.
Fuckheads.
They're all fuckheads.