True Stories of Intoxication - Part 1

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: February 20, 2002

by TomCerveaux
2-20-02
Grrrzzle snerk fispal sssack! Ribbit!
Baby, you're drunk, aren't you!
Daaah yr pleitny ccop fr meirm other! Ribbit!
Aaaahhahahaha! You're totally plastered, aren't you. This is great!
To be continued...
So apparently, last night Michelle drank like a 1/5 of rum in like half an hour or something.
Half an hour eh? I'm not much of a drinker but that seems pretty impressive...say, that gives me an Idea...