True Stories of Intoxication 5: The Thrilling Conclusion

Author: TomCerveaux

Date: February 20, 2002

by TomCerveaux
2-20-02
Welcome back to Rum Chugger! Cerveaux and Michelle will now each take a double shot of Bacardi 151â„¢ every minute, for an hour, or until someone bites it!
Gib id ub, Cerbeaux. Yoo cn't neber owd drnk me.
Don't I know you from somewhere?
60 minutes and 60 shots later, Cerveaux and Michelle are both still standing! Now for Lighting Sudden Death Round 2: The VOMITRON!!!
Say, you look just like me!
Drool...Drool...Drool...
After Cerveaux drank Death under the table, I didn't think you stood a chance. But I'm so proud of you! I can still only barely believe you beat that sick fuck.
*hic* That was a week ago, and I think you could *hic* still get drunk off of my Piss.