Ted finds Jesus.

Author: TomWopat

Date: June 7, 2004

by TomWopat
6-07-04
Hey, you're Jesus, aren't you? You're alot smaller in person...
What is it you seek, my child...?
Well, fuck, I don't remember anymore. I'm just so shocked that you're only about two and a half feet tall...
Was there something you wanted...?
I mean WOW. I could probably fit you into my niece's clothes. She's only eight. Jesus Christ... Hey, that's you! Haha! So, if you had low self esteem, would that be blasphemy? Heeeyyo!
You're an asshole...