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by TomWopat
6-04-04
SL's resident Jar Jar Binks... MistressDragon
OMFG! LOL! HAHA!
She has 83% of the forums population by the balls... The worse case, Kim_Kaphwan, is seen below
I LOVE YOU NETTA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS!!!
OMFG! LOL! HAHA!
She also... Uhh... I guess that's all she does. WHY THE HELL IS SHE IN SL THEN???
This message was brought to you by concerned citizens for a better SL (who also want her kicked out and replaced by B.I.G.Psyche).

 

by TomWopat
6-06-04
I am sooo gonna shit on your chest, lemonflav.
Not if I shit on YOUR chest first, FatGuy.
Hi. Guess what I'm about to do, kernow?
I dunno, Nesagwa... Shit on my chest?
Boys will be boys...
Hey, Tom! How about if I--
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

by TomWopat
6-06-04
Here we see animegal, up to her old tricks again...
MS5 Classic sells for $800!
You're dumb, lady.
NUH-UH!!! YER DUMB!!! YER NAME IS BEEFJERKY OMFG DON'T YOU HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO LITTLE MAN???
I don't have to take this, I have better things to do...
If only these nails could go in deeper...
MS5 Classic sells for $800

 

by TomWopat
6-06-04
Here's an announcement from the strip's creator, TomWopat.
Hi. It's me, Tom. Earlier today I had made a comic aobut animegal, parodying her as a druken, illiterate skank.
The thing is, just minutes after I had made it, it was revealed that animegal is actually Japhei. Japhei is a vile, disgusting scammer who has beautiful hair.
I was going to do a send up of this, but isn't it enough to pretend that you're a girl?
A talking dog... fascinating.

 

by TomWopat
6-06-04
This Old House, 1 am
Dude, that is so ****ing shingles!
Yeah ****ing poison ivy!
Ask This Old House, 2 am
I bet if I tried hard enough, Tom would perform felatio on me backside.
HEY THE BALD GUY IS AWESOME WITH HIS SANDWICH!
Nightline, 3 am
NORM JUST ****ING SAWED THAT GUYS ARM OFF!
JUST CALL ME CAPSER< BITACH

 

by TomWopat
6-07-04
Hey, you're Jesus, aren't you? You're alot smaller in person...
What is it you seek, my child...?
Well, fuck, I don't remember anymore. I'm just so shocked that you're only about two and a half feet tall...
Was there something you wanted...?
I mean WOW. I could probably fit you into my niece's clothes. She's only eight. Jesus Christ... Hey, that's you! Haha! So, if you had low self esteem, would that be blasphemy? Heeeyyo!
You're an asshole...

 

by TomWopat
6-15-04
So, all I have to do is kill my father, and you'll grant me three wishes?
Yeah. That's what Jesus does. Grant wishes.
Well, I'm off to go kill my father.
Have fun! And good luck! *snicker*
Hey, get back here!
Ha Ha! You'll never catch meeee!

 

by TomWopat
6-18-04
So, have any new ideas for our product mascots?
dammit...
Uh, here's one. It's for our line of bandages. It's Fred, the hemophilac frog. He teaches kids how they could bleed to death if they use our rival's brands.
Sometimes I don't even know why I keep you on the team.
Hey! YOU try helping your grandmother out of the bath tub and trying to think of something that isn't a faceful of geriatric vagina!

 

by TomWopat
12-30-04
Hey Ted. What's this "Cowboy Bebop" thing I keep hearing about? Is it a movie?
Why, yes, it is a movie. It's a blaxploitation western starring a singing Ossie Davis and Gregory Hines as "Nigger George".
. . .
And THAT is what Cowboy Bebop is.
Ha Ha! It's just black people! Nobody cares about THEM!
Yeah! And you thought it was something important! Ha Ha Ha!

 

by TomWopat
2-01-05
So I was watching this thing about this couple that adopted a child with Downs. It would kinda suck to end up with a defected baby.
Man, Ted, they most likely requested the child, knowing well it's condition.
So you're trying to tell me that someone would WANT a retarded baby?!
Dude, you're such an asshole.
Ha ha! Now I shall disappear in a cloud of smoke!
Dude, you just yelled "BOOM" and lit a cigarette. I can still see you.

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