Anything with Jesus in it is automatically funny

Author: TomWopat

Date: June 15, 2004

by TomWopat
6-15-04
So, all I have to do is kill my father, and you'll grant me three wishes?
Yeah. That's what Jesus does. Grant wishes.
Well, I'm off to go kill my father.
Have fun! And good luck! *snicker*
Hey, get back here!
Ha Ha! You'll never catch meeee!