I made this at four in the morning, and it shows

Author: TomWopat

Date: June 18, 2004

by TomWopat
6-18-04
So, have any new ideas for our product mascots?
dammit...
Uh, here's one. It's for our line of bandages. It's Fred, the hemophilac frog. He teaches kids how they could bleed to death if they use our rival's brands.
Sometimes I don't even know why I keep you on the team.
Hey! YOU try helping your grandmother out of the bath tub and trying to think of something that isn't a faceful of geriatric vagina!