The indescribable pleasure of a tortured soul

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: April 17, 2004

Life IS like a box of chocolates.
Some bastard that doesn't appreciate their yummy goodness always picks my coffee cream out at random, then goes yuck, and spits it out...
And leaves it half chewed on a plate at the side of the room, to taunt me, while I sit, furiously chewing on a foul turkish delight, and concocting images of murderous rage.