In the Red Corner

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: April 18, 2004

Bad news clergy boy I'm going to have to cut your testicles off so that you grow breasts, and then sell you to the circus as a bearded lady.
Don't they already have a bearded lady?
Yes, but they need another one so that they can pit you off against each other in a deathmatch arena.
Why are they doing that?
I believe they're trying to compete with the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
Hmm… No biting, eye-gouging, fish-hooking, or pulling on the other lady's beard. Alright I'm in.