Now is the Nuclear Winter of our Discontent

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: April 19, 2004

I'm concerned with the Peak Oil situation, so I just invested in more plutonium. There may not be any oil, but if anything is to be destroyed I want to be in on it.
The moral of the story is that you have to look on the bright side of life. But only when you've got the plutonium. Otherwise fill your basement with canned goods.
You seem very happy about that.
I'm positively glowing. Or maybe negatively glowing. Either way, when you turn the lights out you can see my insides. It's very cool.