FTC# 41- This seems oddly familiar...

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 5, 2004

I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling.
Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available.
STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe?
Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?
Some time after...
...and that is how America came to be.