MoonPads. The natural wax.

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 9, 2004

MoonPads customer service. How may I help you?
Uh, yeah, hi. I was hoping you could tell me how to remove a Passion Mat from my ass.
I fell asleep afterwards, and when I woke up it had dried and hardened, and all the little hairs are stuck inside.
I would recommend using our all natural solvent distilled from after-birth juices.
Industrial solvents it is!