MoonPads. Who wouldn't want them?

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 9, 2004

Merry Christmas honey! You're growing up to be a young lady now, so I bought you a very special present.
Is it a training bra?
No, I bought you the MoonPads Young Women's pack! You can be mature and still save paying the Goods and Sales Tax from regular menstrual pads.
I hate you.