I'm going to get slapped for this one...

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 9, 2004

What do you do when your girlfriend makes comics that aren't funny?
Do you tell her they're not funny and risk upsetting her, or do you lie right to her face, despite the fact that it goes against your principles?
Uh... just do whatever you have to do to get into her panties.
Nah, too much foreplay.
I'll do it!