Fu-Mantchu

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 15, 2004

Yeah, I know how to fight, I do Boxing.
I practice Yoga and Crane style Kung-Fu.
Wow, so you can, like, grab people's tongues, reach around behind them, twist your body around itself, and pull their tongue out of their ass?
Yeah, but I haven't had the chance yet.
So far all that's happened is that I've had to be surgically removed from two arcade machines trying to get at the stuffed animals.