The Spirit of Pika's Anus - Epilogue part I

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 18, 2004

Sir, the Jesus army approaches.
What's your estimate?
It looks to be 3 Squadrons of StormPriests, and close to 500 Jesus Droids. They're led by General Luciveers.
Looks like we'll have to abandon the North Pole base. Prepare the evacuation.
But Sir, we can't possibly get all the equipment out.
Leave the heavier equipment, focus getting the Reindeer, Presents and Repeater Assault Cannon out safely.