The Spirit of Pika's Anus - Epilogue part IV

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 19, 2004

For hours the battle raged.
Kill all humans!
Roger roger.
Both sides took heavy losses.
Sir, we've lost nearly half of our StormPriests.
Fuck 'em. They're only Christians.
Ultimately the North Pole base fell to the vile Christian Empire.
Sir, the North Pole is ours. Santa has fled the system.
Excellent. Now the children will receive only bibles as presents. Let the worship commence!