The Spirit of Pika's Anus - Epilogue part VI

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 19, 2004

Meanwhile, on Dagobah.
Uncle Larry! How've you been?
Good, good. Oh crap, hide behind that tree, here comes my "apprentice".
Master I have waxed your car and painted your fence. What must I do next to help me master the Force?
Uhhh... Stand on your head for 2 hours, and focus on levitating those rocks over there. Then get started on dinner.
Wow, you really CAN make them do anything!
Yeah! It's not just chores either, last week I made one eat a dog turd, vomit it back up, and eat the vomit!