The Spirit of Pika's Anus - A New Hope part III

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 19, 2004

Sir, we've reached the Pika system. The planet is on the other side of the system.
We've arranged for a local guide. The shuttle's ready to go down to the planet.
The secret Gungan underwater base on Naboo.
So how do we get to Dethsrectum?
Yousa go through, da Toilet Core... Hehehe... Yousa use Oona-Bum-Go.
Could you knock that off it's really starting to shit me.
Yeah, right, sorry. Look, just go about 3 lightyears that way, turn left at the twin suns, and it's the second planet to the right.