The Spirit of Pika's Anus - A New Hope part VI

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 19, 2004

We're caught in some kind of tractor beam! We can't get away!
Throw the thrusters into reverse, maybe we can break it!
It's no good. Should I engage the turbo laser battery?
Fire at will.
Look, I'm sorry, I forgot. Owww! Something just singed my balls!
That'll be the friction. Don't move, I'll be there in a minute.