The Spirit of Pika's Anus - A New Hope part XIII

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 19, 2004

Sir, production has been restored to optimum operating efficiency, and the backlog has been cleared.
Marvellous! As long as the Christian Empire doesn't discover our location, Christmas will be saved!
I am Probe Droid 24E6G. Have you seen "Elves" or a "Fat Man in a Red Suit". Response?
You're a "Probe" droid, eh?
I am looking for "Elves" or a... What are you implying?
You want the elves or not?