The Spirit of Pika's Anus - A New Hope part XIV

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 19, 2004

I do not believe the Elves are hiding up your ass. The odds would be 47,265 to 1.
Didn't you say you were told to look everywhere?
Yes...
And isn't the inside of my ass a part of "everywhere"?
Yes... Dammit, your logic is impeccable.
Uh huh. Now grab that KY and lube up. Oooh, you're like a walking talking Dildo. Shake that metal ass, Baby!