The Spirit of Pika's Anus - The Empire Strikes Backside - I

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 20, 2004

*BZZT*... Probe 24E6G to Our Mother of DeathStar, I have located the rebel base, repeat- I have located the rebel base. *BZZT*.
Where are you going? You're just like all the other Probe Droids, you say you love me then run away!
Other Probe Droids?
Probe Droids, Aerosol Cans, Coffee Mugs... Even a cat once.
Call me!