The Spirit of Pika's Anus - The Empire Strikes Backside - II

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 20, 2004

Sir, I just encountered a Probe Droid in the lower Scrotal Fields.
I think it's a pretty safe bet the Empire knows we're here.
Shall we prepare to evacuate?
No, if we run now, we'll be running forever.
But we can live to fight another day.
No. No running. I'm fat and it looks goofy when I try to run, with my tits bouncing about and all... Better to duke it out.