The Spirit of Pika's Anus - The Empire Strikes Backside- IV

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 20, 2004
Hello, my name is Ezekiel. We're from the Church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.
We've brought the entire population of Utah with us today. God has commanded us to go into your anus.
When I said I was dreaming of a white christmas, this isn't what I meant, but hey! I'm flexible!