The Spirit of Pika's Anus- The Empire Strikes Backside- VIII

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 20, 2004

Sir, it happened again.
Curses! Those Mormons are useless. Have them put to death.
What should we do with Utah?
Sell it on eBay.
Shortly after...
8 bucks?!? I ain't paying 8 bucks for that piece of crap. This moron must be high.