The Spirit of Pika's Anus - Return of the Jedi part II

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 20, 2004

Hello Pikadeth. I am the ghost of Sir Alec Guiness. The ghost of Christmas past called in sick today, so I'm filling in.
Cool. So you're a ghost? Can you go inside people and stuff like that?
Yes, I am capable of...
Hey, while you're here can you check my prostate? The local doctors found me out and...
Ummm...
I've been black-listed from every proctologist in California, and the last time I had a mexican's hand up my ass I got herpes.