The Spirit of Pika's Anus - Return of the Jedi part III

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 20, 2004

Forget about that for now, there are more important things afoot!
More important than herpes?
Yes. But stand back a little more anyway. Pikadeth, the fate of the world is in your hands!
Really? In MY hands?
Well, technically up your butt, but to be honest I think that joke's getting a little old now.
Meh, it's better than if we did the "Hey, I can pass my hands right through you!" joke.