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| Listen!!! Santa and his elves are hiding in your arse with their army of snowmen and reindeer, the Christian Empire as led by General Luciveers is hunting them and they had Toomy hide explosives up | |
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| your ass to blow the rebels to hell, if they succeed then Christmas will end forever and the Christians will win this is what is causing the acute pains in your ass and why you keep finding elves in | |
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| your stools and why Dime was able to pull a lego set out of your arse and why you keep getting wedged on the toilet and even as we speek an armada of Christian battle cruisers are converging on this | |
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| position and when they arrive a war will be fought between santa and satan and when the elves and jesus droids and snowmen and StormPriests fight in the depths of your anus it will lead to ARMAGEDDON! | |
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| Sorry? What? I was looking at that chick with the big knockers. | |
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