The Spirit of Pika's Anus - Return of the Jedi part X

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 20, 2004

Sir, we've received word from the Ghost of Christmas Past. He advised he has failed his mission.
Dammit! Without aide we will be destroyed. What's the ETA on the battle cruisers.
T-Minus 18 hours and closing.
Damn. I can see only one solution.
No! Sir! You can't be thinking of...
I fear that we have no choice. Prepare the Holo-Transmitter.