The Spirit of Pika's Anus - Return of the Jedi part XII

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 20, 2004

Lord, we're receiving a transmission on the Holo-Transmitter.
Hmmm... Patch it through.
Vision of Immortality. I am Santa Claus. I need your help.
Look, I'm kinda busy. I have to hatch another 52 pikmen warriors so that we can declare our own religion.
God or not, pff still isn't going to sleep with you. Trust me, I KNOW where the naughty girls live and she's not on my list.
Alright I'll be there in a couple of hours. I want to see this list though.