The Spirit of Pika's Anus - Return of the Jedi part XV

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 20, 2004

Alright so I get the Naughty list- both boys and girls, 200lbs of venison, and you'll start a new Pikman colony in your ass?
You drive a hard bargain, but I'm desperate. It's a deal.
Sir, are you sure this is wise?
We have no choice. It's either this or death.
Have you ever met a Pikman?
No, why? What's the problem?