The Spirit of Pika's Anus - The Clone Wars part I

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 20, 2004

Alright Pikmen, this is the Eve of Battle.
This is going to be a long and bloody war, and you'll have to face the fact that most of you won't be coming back.
We're going to die?
No, I'm just going to leave you here. You eat too much and I'm sick of finding shit on my carpet.