The Spirit of Pika's Anus - The Phantom Menace part III

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 21, 2004

Sir, everyone is in position.
Right. Give the order to move in at once.
Lord Vision, we've got the order. Shall we advance.
Yeah, but wait a minute, we'll wait until the others get there. Might as well minimise our own losses.
General Luciveers, the enemy have begun their advance.
Excellent. Prep the explosives and start to withdraw the troops. Don't detonate the bomb until you can see the whites of their eyes.