A Poem for Inspiration 1/4

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 26, 2004

Poem by You Idiot.
Congratulations to you sir, you've bought a mobile phone. Every reason now you see, to ring up here and moan!
You're right- I'm not a human. Of course I'm stupid, too! That's why you're asking me sir, to tell you what to do!
You cannot read instructions, though simple they might be. So you've rung the helpline number, to place the blame on me.