"Red" Maw...

Author: TooMuchCoffeeGuy

Date: August 26, 2004

*Slurp* This liquid Caramel tastes funny... *Slurp*
HAHA!!! It's not liquid Caramel, it's a mug of my diarrhoea!
Oh GROSS! Pika! How could you do that! I'm going to tip this out...
Nah, I'm just kidding, it's my really a mug of my diarrhoea...
Oh, thank God... *Slurp*
Really it's mostly blood from my first male menstruation thanks to these caramel flavoured hormone pills.