Boris The Megadog vs A Dragon Shaped Art Critic

Author: Totalbiscuit

Date: December 4, 2001

by Totalbiscuit
12-04-01
Boris was looking at a frighteningly realistic painting of a battlefield when...
This picture is great, really colourful and realistic!
Pfft, are you insane? Look at it! Where's the feeling? The idiology behind this picture is all wrong!
Boris is irritated by the completely irrelevant slagging off of a pretty decent picture
Wha? What's that got to do with the picture? The picture looks good!
Looks good? You don't understand art you fool! This picture is pathetic, where's the love??
Irritated by the art critics pointless remarks, Boris does the sane thing and...
Who gives a flying feck about the love, it's a good picture, now be a good art critic and explode!!!
The numbers, the numbers are all wrong!!!!!