Boris the Megadog vs a Park Bench

Author: Totalbiscuit

Date: December 4, 2001

by Totalbiscuit
12-04-01
Boris was quitely trotting the park when...
Err, hello, would you mind getting out of the way??
The insolent park bench quitely sat there ignoring Boris..
Oi! I'm talking to you. Get out of the way ffs!!!
Boris blows up the bad bench with malice!
What's the world coming to when a guy can't ask a park bench to kindly move out of the way without suffering abuse...